By 1suckatL1fe - 04/05/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
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Tsukasa_fml 0

You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.

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JBiz_fml 0

I never new there was a star wars day ...

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CourtneeMalakian 0

#15 stfu u couldnt dump somebody cuz u have nobody to dump. and he never said he was a virgin so stfu and get over urself dumbass

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FYL23 0

is this danny? and you too!

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FYL23 0

is this danny? and you too!

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gypsyCajun 0

even ex-girlfriends should be able to appreciate clever star wars witicisms

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blech123 0

HA HA HA that's funny but seriously march 14 is better cause it pi day ha ha do you get it 3.14 =)

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freedoggy77 0

YDI for not deleting her all together...plus for sending a nerd text like that to everyone

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Jaywin 3

#90 I'm sure a lot of us got that when we read it. Doesn't change the fact that it's lame. I'm not knocking the OP because he has the right to enjoy or not enjoy whatever he wants but I gotta compliment the ex-girlfriend on a nice burn.

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tiltwrestler 0

Ew, #75... "get over myself"? What exactly does that mean? Last time I checked, the only thing i've done is make fun of this guy for being a class A f*ggot, and then pointing out that I do football, yes (AFTER THE GUY ASKED!!!). So how do I, in any way, shape, or form, need to "get over myself"? Just because I have standards, friends, and a life doesn't mean that I'm somehow cocky or self-absorbed or full of myself. And in past experience, it's people who say "you're full of yourself" who are the most full of themselves. Ever noticed that the problems you see the most in others, are often the problems you share yourself? Difference between us: I'm not full of myself, but I do have friends. You... well, I don't know you yet. But i do know you're ugly, and that I would never date you, and that I get better than you easily. So don't think you're hot stuff, girly girl; cuz nobody I hang around with would even think about dating somebody who looked like you, except if they needed to "get a release" after a long day. So you're not tite, you don't look good, and stop acting all high and mighty, cuz i'm not anymore full of myself than you are, and nobody likes you anyway. =P Oh, btw, nice hair. THO!!! And I'm done wasting my time with you *******... later. Hahaha. I don't even know why I got on here to begin with. What a waste of time

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jodie_jailbreak 0

So I read this and thought it was funny and decided to send it to some of my friends as a joke. I got replies like this "wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's all i'm saying", "Don't talk to me ever again," and "You're such a dork." YAY me :) LOL

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