By 1suckatL1fe - 04/05/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
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Tsukasa_fml 0

You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.

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JBiz_fml 0

I never new there was a star wars day ...

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Juggler101 0

I just thought off one you could add lol. You should say "May the fourth be with you" And "also you Owe me one Kanolie" (Obeonecanboie). or however you spell it, ive only seen one movie. lol

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Kiebland 0

@100 Hm. Tiltwrestler as handle, repeatedly telling us that he has friends AND plays football, and telling us to get over ourselves? I think he may be overcompensating.

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mcsnelly 5

# 100--It's people like you who make athletes look bad and think they're better and cooler than everyone else. I've always been an athlete but I actually came from a place that wasn't divided into "athletes," "nerds," "band geeks," "preps," etc. because most people were in more than one thing (myself being one of them-i was in several sports, band, flag, cheerleading, etc.) Don't think you're cool just because you play sports and think that other people aren't because they're in band or like certain movies. Oh, and in your #72 post, it just shows that you have nothing to say when everything you say are lame excuses for "comebacks" (ex:talking about the previous poster's mom) or just trying to insult people you know nothing about. So, yes, GET OVER YOURSELF.

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Gabby125 0

I would have broken up with you for even knowing star wars day existed.

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ineedabeer 0

haha, I'll date you - I sent out the same text.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

I don't like Star Wars but it's not like I have a problem with it. That's such a stupid reason to break up with you for! xD I actually find that kind of entertaining. Lol!

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AIB112 0

What a bitch. BUT.... YDI

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lolbitch 0

why did she break up with you anyway?

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chea_chea 0

# 110 it isnt just the texts in general, i think i have unlimited text too or atleast a lot of em...its just the idea of texting everyone in the phonebook. I could just imagine about 90% of the people wondering wtf hes on and close the phone...unless they want whatever he's having. I guess that would be the other 10%

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