Love: Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy...

By 1suckatL1fe - 04/05/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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Letting you know

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 21:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML

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By PaulieD - 19/10/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML

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You deserved it 178

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By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By Angelthecat - 06/03/2020 00:01

Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML

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By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 474

By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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You deserved it 31 441

By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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You deserved it 3 365

By random person - 13/11/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

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Happy something

By Zebracat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

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You deserved it 56 902

Tsukasa_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:51

You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.

JBiz_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:52

I never new there was a star wars day ...

Comments

prb 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:22

Is that you eric?

paintergirl12 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:23

#116, i completely agree.. "tiltwrestler" is just being so needlessly rude and boorish

gravityplanx 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:23

first off, i'm so happy so many of you guy stood up to #15... what an ass muncher But also, to quote #15/#72/#100 (same guy): "And in past experience, it's people who say "you're full of yourself" who are the most full of themselves. Ever noticed that the problems you see the most in others, are often the problems you share yourself? " and then: "You go **** yourself too! Cuz ummmm... nobody else ever will." " At least he got some eventually." "My balls were dropped before you were even born, smallfry. You're still a boy" So... by this guys OWN ARGUMENT, the problems he saw most in others are probably the ones he has himself... Thus, according to #15, he has never had sex, probably never will, and his balls haven't dropped yet. I didn't say it... he did

RPGod 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:24

Your Ex sucks.

BeanieBaby 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:24

....why is she still a contact on your phone? nothing good can come out of that.

mcsnelly 5

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:26

lmao @ # 136

taylormarie0216 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:30

wow 15... of all the comments saying bad things about you picked mine? nice. and yeah i think that you are full of yourself. your putting yourself over the OP "BROADCAST YOUR INEPTITUDE OVER THE PHONELINES!!!!!!!" and staying an "uncool virgin" maybe some people want to be *smart*. plus there is people that probably would have sex with the OP like those people saying they would date him. also I'M not full of myself and i dont think im "hot stuff". i hate people who think they are. i dont know... *like you* and you can ask anyone i know. actually im probably one of the most shy people you will meet in person because im scared of making a fool of myself. but just assume. thats kool. especially making the assumption "nobody likes you anyway" how the hell would you know if nobody likes me?! (which btw they do) wtf?!