Love: Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy...

By 1suckatL1fe - 04/05/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 770

You deserved it 72 356

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 110

You deserved it 4 192

Letting you know

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 21:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 516

You deserved it 46 535

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By PaulieD - 19/10/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 527

You deserved it 178

Help

By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 510

You deserved it 19 794

Now listen here, you lot…

By Angelthecat - 06/03/2020 00:01

Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 943

You deserved it 254

By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 650

You deserved it 2 474

By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 676

You deserved it 31 441

By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 624

You deserved it 3 365

By random person - 13/11/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 518

You deserved it 62 370

Happy something

By Zebracat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 473

You deserved it 56 902

Tsukasa_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:51

You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.

JBiz_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:52

I never new there was a star wars day ...

Comments

gravityplanx 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:34

So i have this new theory... I think people that make excessive jabs at strangers on the internet are compensating for having small penises/wide vaginas.... It's like how people used to use expensive red sports cars. Basically, i think #15 has an inordinately tiny penis and after a couple girls laughed too hard to actually be able to have sex with him, the anger built up and he had to take it out here... It's just a theory though

mcsnelly 5

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:34

#142-um..not everyone leaves a comment

AB_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:36

LMAO!!! my teacher wrote this on the board last year. LOL but sorry about your ex. Btw ew at 141.

Kristoffer 35

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:39

YDI - but in a good way. Yer better off without her and this shows it.

omglyktotally78 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:41

I think #15 got banne for life because there is no #15 anymore!!

xxjoexx 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:42

Like others i'll say YDI just for still having here number but she does sound like a bitch, and #31...You shouldn't keep things bottled up, tell us how you REALLY feel.

gravityplanx 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:46

haha... #147 is right.. 15/72/100 are all gone.. as much as i'm glad to see the dick get punished, it was kinda entertaining to see an idiot like that walking around.. it's like a zoo and the internet is the cages!

omglyktotally78 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:49

****** A I forgot to put a d and the end of banned.......I was just too excited to see that piece of shit get the boot....but he can always make another account and come back and be the some douche that he is.