By 1suckatL1fe - 04/05/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
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Tsukasa_fml 0

You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.

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JBiz_fml 0

I never new there was a star wars day ...

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itybitykity 0

Uhm. For sure, that would be one of the many reasons I would NOT break up with you. I love puns. And dorks. That is adorable. :) She is a bitch.

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alex_vik 0

Really? Wow, you must be a huge geek.

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mangowow 1

Oh my godddddddd. That was amazing? How could she not get on her knees and beg to blow you after that?

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Emwo 0

Well that sucks, as long as she didn't text anything else.

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Art_Vandeley 0

Ahahaha that`s awesome. But YDI for not deleting your exes number.

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rae_fml 0

Agrees with #3,9,13. Star Wars geeks are awesome guys!

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buffalosaurus 0

I sent the exact same text out to everyone.

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norcalgirl718 0

I totally laughed when I got this text. You're better off without that humorless bitch.

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mattiscool 0

guys.... he doesn't necessarily like star wars... its just a joke.

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