Love: Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy...

By 1suckatL1fe - 04/05/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 21:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML

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Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML

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By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By Angelthecat - 06/03/2020 00:01

Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML

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By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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By random person - 13/11/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

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By Zebracat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:51

You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.

JBiz_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:52

I never new there was a star wars day ...

Comments

gregthestrange 3

Tuesday 5 May 2009 8:22

star wars is amazing, but.. stupid text is stupid you probably heard someone else say it, so now you're trying to act cool

Desuuuu 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 8:26

@224/227/228/229 LIEK OMG U R LIEKKKK SOOOO FUNNY 4 MAKIN A STAR WARS JOKEEEE No. Seriously, go die. Right now. OP, although I too am a Star Wars fan I think keeping your ex-gf's phone number is a rather dumb idea. YDI man, and you're certainly better off without that bitch. May the 4th be with you.

thislittlesecret 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 8:31

She was not worth you time. Once I read this I sent Happy starwars day to everyone :) your awesome

judgeymcjudge 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 8:56

I have never heard that before and I am so unbelievably cut that it is now May the 5th over here and I am too late. DAMMIT! FYL for having a bitchy ex (but then again, who doesn't?) Just check the numbers next time. Shitty people don't deserve the good jokes XD