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Ouch! That sucks... RI
good tip: as soon as you break up, remove her number from your book. If you can't for some reason, remove the first digit of the area code so you can add it back. Accidents like that sucks.
she sounds funny though.
Haha, burnnn.
Ur ex clearly is a very boring and plain girl if she cant appreciate star wars as the epic series it is and that anything ascociated with it is nothing but epic as well. I really think u dodged a bullet there by being dumped by her. All other girls who agree with the ex - get some help. Also am i the only person who can tell he is meaning 4th july when he txts "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you"! FFS there are alot of people that need help!!
He is not meaning the fourth of July, he's meaning May fourth, which is star wars day. I was confused when I saw the date said 5/4 instead of 7/4 until I googled star wars day.
YOU, SIR are a KING amongst men. She is not worth the paper she is written on. Find some ubergeeky chickybabe to be awesome in her stead.
I'm a chick and I enjoy Star Wars (but I'm more of an X-Men fan to tell you the truth), I grew up with Star Wars. Your ex just isn't cool enough to appreciate such a classic. I would totally go out with someone like you because star wars nerds (but hopefully not the SUPER obsessed kind) or geeks in general are usually sweet and have an amazing sense of humor which is really important to me when looking for a guy. And for all of you who think you're just so bad ass for making fun of this kid, go screw yourselves. You're not nearly as awesome as you think.
First of all Kudo's to you for knowing star wars day. Your ex just doesnt appreciate the classics like a normal human. Plus, i think that is a fantastic thing to text somebody. When i heard about star wars day i was extremely happy.
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You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.
I never new there was a star wars day ...