Love: Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy...

By 1suckatL1fe - 04/05/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

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You deserved it 72 356

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 21:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML

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By PaulieD - 19/10/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML

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You deserved it 178

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By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By Angelthecat - 06/03/2020 00:01

Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML

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You deserved it 254

By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 474

By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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You deserved it 31 441

By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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You deserved it 3 365

By random person - 13/11/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

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You deserved it 62 370

Happy something

By Zebracat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 473

You deserved it 56 902

Tsukasa_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:51

You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.

JBiz_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:52

I never new there was a star wars day ...

Comments

Casualt1234 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:29

#15/ #33 How old are you? Because I think your balls need to drop before you can question everyone else's virginity

zoesterhp 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:30

oh my god, you guys don't get it. he's talking about the fourth of july!!! get it? STAR wars? may the FOURTH be with you?

Im_Insane 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:30

that line is kinda sorta epic. This is the first time i've laughed at an fml in awhile =)

XcrazyXgirlX 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:30

YDI....and you're girlfriend is awesome lol

Casualt1234 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:31

sorry I meant #32

07_MKV 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:31

YDI, get a life nerd!

platypusrex256 2

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:33

star wars sucks dude

Brendan3693 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 7:17

from the look of your profile picture I'd bet the closest you've ever gotten to a girlfriend is...I actually can't think of a reason why any girl in their right mind would give a crap about you. shut up freak.

MsSippi 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:34

@64 actually he's talking about today, the fourth of may. apparently may 4th is star wars day.

may_cause_fail 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:34

Your ex sucks. That is an awesome thing to celebrate.

monicamischief 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:35

@ 67 you're also stupid. since when does liking star wars mean that you don't have a life? i love star wars and i certainly have a life. i have tons of friends and go to parties every weekend. liking a movie has nothing to do with that. i really hope you are in middle school or something (and even then it's still sad)