#29... oh yeah girl, haha you caught me. I was thinking about Star Wars all night, and I even slept in my star wars boxers. Definitely. What can I say? #35... That's what they all say. 1 of my friends used that excuse, until he recently got laid for the first time. Then he said, "well, I made an exception." Lmao ok. Difference? At least he got some eventually. #38... Who made me the authority on what's cool? Uh, well your mom did last night but uh... haha but no really. Nobody thinks star wars is cool, that's anybody. Sometimes we'll joke about it, but nobody seriously thinks star wars is tight anymore. That was yesteryear #41... You sound like a really cool guy. And a ladies man too. I'm sure everybody in your college is just dying to be you. That, uh... that's why you're on FML when you're in college... right? Oh, ok. Gotcha. #59... Football, wrestling, lacrosse. You guessed it... #62... Balls drop? My balls were dropped before you were even born, smallfry. You're still a boy "Organic Voodoo"... Why waste the energy to kick me in the crotch? Why not just get out one of your little voodoo dolls, draw a dick twice as big as yours on it (to signify that it's me), and stick your pins in it? lmfao ps you have no friends

I 100% agree with #15

First off: I need to point out that I am a girl. Second: Today is a wonderful day to celebrate, and your ex is an idiot. Find yourself a gamer girl, we're the best ^.~

#15 get over yourself and dont be an ass. haha #57 i get it now after you said that! :D OP i love you ahaha. i would go out with you for that. come to think of it... ive gone out with weirder. :D what most people call weird, i call that something different :)

haha #28......#15 should probably get a kick in the ******....hahaha

LMFAO NERD.......... HOW OLD ARE YOU,AGAIN?? :P

oops i guess i meant 63 not 64 sorry.

**** you number 15 I bet you are some insecure pud middle school wrestler

you actually got a girl to go out with you?!?!?

Really?