Miscellaneous: Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of...

By shit... - 05/07/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML

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You deserved it 23 805

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By RIPcareer - 18/10/2015 19:18 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML

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You deserved it 7 971

By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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You deserved it 3 711

Such a joker

By fml - 03/03/2019 22:00 - United States - Billerica

Today, they introduced us to this cheesy school email program. I was trying to be funny by making a draft and sent it to "All" and I typed, "Thanos did nothing wrong." The send button was right next to the discard email button. I sent, "Thanos did nothing wrong" to every kid and teacher at school. FML

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You deserved it 3 331

By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I went through my spam folder. I found out that I'd received several emails telling me that I have been sending emails containing essays for a class of mine to the wrong address. The term ended yesterday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 018

You deserved it 12 041

By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

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You deserved it 7 900

Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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You deserved it 480

By Stevo - 18/06/2010 07:13 - United States

Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML

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You deserved it 11 895

By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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You deserved it 4 091

By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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You deserved it 4 736

By PerpetuallyHappy - 25/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Rochester

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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You deserved it 1 940

kLow_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:55

well you deserved that one for using the phrase "math is power"

WhyMe1_2_3 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:52

haha , parent teach conferences should be interesting

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woltfire 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:27

When I send out mass emails, the addresses are the very last thing I fill in. That way you have plenty of time to look over your wording and you don't accidentally hit send.

Dixie_Normous 0

Monday 6 July 2009 21:39

Proofreading is power. YDI.

Leaveittosteven 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:41

LOLYLIF 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:05

But duude.... meth IS power.... Just kidding, YDI, but I favorited it anyway.

textme 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:23

haha have fun at parent teacher confrences

Harbs407 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 4:25

thats some funny shit hahah!

jerzygurl 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 4:41

1. well your a math teacher not an english teacher so its not as bad 2. im sure some wont notice and those who do wont be upset..typos happen just correct it in another email and proof read next time :-)