Love: Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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By Marco - 22/02/2023 12:00

Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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By Noname - 14/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML

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By bruisedandconfused - 12/02/2019 12:25 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML

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By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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Ouch

By Roses are Red - 07/03/2013 06:07 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML

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By alone - 14/02/2012 05:34 - Australia

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

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Scribble your name across my heart…

By Jennie - 16/06/2020 08:08

Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML

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Ben12345_fml 18

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:42

What a bitch

katertott 44

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:43

I'm sorry. At least now you know her true colors.

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iLuvfatchickz 4

Friday 3 July 2015 16:34

Now screen shot it and post it online with a caption "When your side bitch is don't appreciate your gift"

TahoeFMler 22

Sunday 12 July 2015 9:40

I love that suggestion!

berkeleyjake 13

Friday 3 July 2015 20:22

send her a bag of "chocolate covered pretzels " and if you don't get the joke, watch the movie "mallrats"

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Friday 3 July 2015 21:29

That should cure you of being attracted to someone who turned out to be an asshole.

elizacandle 29

Friday 3 July 2015 23:09

what a bitch,time to move on

0neiros 14

Saturday 4 July 2015 9:08

Post on her social media they were her award for winning "**** of the year" Or you sent them to her because you heard she has terminal cancerous vaginal warts. This is why I had a couple Tomboy Female friends around. Bitch like this since you can't deal out the beating yourself, you fill in the tough female friend, and she goes and settles things.

hun3y206 23

Saturday 4 July 2015 11:50

She's an asshole. This makes me so upset.

Piasid 7

Saturday 4 July 2015 19:52

And you like her why?

cojt13 3

Saturday 4 July 2015 21:10

that's just so ******* mean. girls need to appreciate nice guys more. and I am a girl

aliahh7 6

Sunday 5 July 2015 8:43

Send her a love heart box full Of Cockroaches

voodoochild01 7

Sunday 5 July 2015 21:39

that bitch

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Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML

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Today, my overly-clean mum decided to drop by and surprise me by cleaning my house while I was out jogging. She used half a bottle of bleach, and now it hurts to blink, let alone breathe. FML

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Today, I was given a new responsibility at the law firm where I work. I'm now in charge of punching holes in every single piece of paper to be found in the office, estimated to be in the hundred-thousands. The reason? I finish my daily clerical work too quickly. FML

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Today, I sent my fuckbuddy a sexy message about what I wanted to do in bed with him next time we meet. He responded with, "oki doki". FML

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Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML

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Today, I told the guy I have been sort of dating that I want to connect emotionally before sleeping with him. He told me that he already had an emotional connection with his fiancée and was only interested in sleeping with me. FML

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