Love: Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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Mrs Popular

By Marco - 22/02/2023 12:00

Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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By Noname - 14/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML

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By bruisedandconfused - 12/02/2019 12:25 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML

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By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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Ouch

By Roses are Red - 07/03/2013 06:07 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML

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By alone - 14/02/2012 05:34 - Australia

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

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Scribble your name across my heart…

By Jennie - 16/06/2020 08:08

Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML

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Ben12345_fml 18

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:42

What a bitch

katertott 44

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:43

I'm sorry. At least now you know her true colors.

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JKPwnage 27

Monday 6 July 2015 5:01

Take a screencap of it and post it in the comments or on the same website saying something like, "ha when the girl you sent flowers to turns out to be a total bitch"

cupcakebruh 21

Monday 6 July 2015 8:46

awwwe I just want to give you a hug after reading this :(

AshleyBiersack 5

Monday 6 July 2015 18:38

she's kind of a bitch and you definitely deserve someone better but don't send a girl flowers if you're not dating, they see that as creepy and stalkerish.. just talk to her :)

TahoeFMler 22

Wednesday 8 July 2015 10:11

What a rude ****!

harrypotter4evur 15

Thursday 9 July 2015 15:17

But it's good to know chivalry isn't dead and there are good people like you that still exist

SoMice2U 2

Monday 20 July 2015 19:55

PFFFF sounds like a loser herself. It was nice. Wanna date me? I love flowers

aluminiumanthony 10

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:37

Dude i feel so bad for you :/

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 30 August 2015 16:18

She's a loser.

Spencer_40 14

Monday 9 November 2015 20:57

Bitch slap that bitch

iMuffinKat 16

Sunday 31 January 2016 17:27

What an ungrateful little thing. She probably just did it for attention. I hope you didn't sign your name on the flowers but it doesn't matter now. I hope you don't like her anymore.

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