Love: Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit... - FML

By random person - 13/11/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 110

You deserved it 4 192

By yeah... - 22/01/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML

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By nolife - 30/08/2012 01:33 - United States - Richmond

Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML

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You deserved it 30 063

How's it going?

By initforthewrongreasons - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I texted my exes, not because I missed them, but because I wanted to know how their pets were doing. This holds true for at least four relationships. FML

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You deserved it 1 501

Doppelganger

By eleonor - 02/12/2008 04:57 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

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You deserved it 45 349

Shortcut

By Anonymous - 14/05/2024 06:00 - United States - Clifton Park

Today, I clicked on a shortcut that I'd made years ago, not remembering what it was. It sent a message to my ex, who I’m in no contact with, which said, “I love you.” FML

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You deserved it 528

By abbacjt - 16/01/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML

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You deserved it 26 724

By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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You deserved it 13 984

Letting you know

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 21:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML

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You deserved it 46 535

Wrong number

By Lovesickgal - 26/11/2019 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML

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FreshSalad 1

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:13

I'm sorry but that's pretty pathetic.

dookiedoo 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:12

Psycho

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purebliss7 6

Monday 14 November 2011 4:55

your pathetic!

jakehelt13 0

Monday 14 November 2011 5:01

this happens more than you would think

luckyk5 0

Monday 14 November 2011 5:11

Hahaha nice..glad to know I'm not the only one :/

Privations_fml 3

Monday 14 November 2011 5:18

LOL. That's so lame. As stated in the above comments, get a life. They're an EX, and for good reason I'm sure, whether it is on your part or theirs. They don't give a **** about your life, and you shouldn't give anything more about theirs. Move on, for god's sake.

psykokandy 3

Monday 14 November 2011 5:30

Dude... S/he knows. My ex did that to me and it was pretty obvious. :/ sorry dude...

jwilk05 4

Monday 14 November 2011 5:48

my ex gf used to do that a lot... lol she's so stupid she can't realize that I know

mintypoison 22

Monday 14 November 2011 5:50

Just wondering hun, but what made you think your ex would care what you're doing? If i tried doing that to my ex, he'd laugh at me.

Mononoke_fml 0

Monday 14 November 2011 5:51

Aww that's pretty awesome xD

skossits3033 0

Monday 14 November 2011 5:57

Seeing as how your ex must have known about your social life while you were together, he has an idea of what it is now, meaning he knows this was a set up. You fail.

HooahGal 6

Monday 14 November 2011 6:02

your lifes seriously that pathetic? I can't stand immature people who have to create their own drama......get a life...

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