Love: Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit... - FML

By random person - 13/11/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 518

You deserved it 62 370

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 110

You deserved it 4 192

By yeah... - 22/01/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 802

You deserved it 2 250

By nolife - 30/08/2012 01:33 - United States - Richmond

Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 208

You deserved it 30 063

How's it going?

By initforthewrongreasons - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I texted my exes, not because I missed them, but because I wanted to know how their pets were doing. This holds true for at least four relationships. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 827

You deserved it 1 501

Doppelganger

By eleonor - 02/12/2008 04:57 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 309

You deserved it 45 349

Shortcut

By Anonymous - 14/05/2024 06:00 - United States - Clifton Park

Today, I clicked on a shortcut that I'd made years ago, not remembering what it was. It sent a message to my ex, who I’m in no contact with, which said, “I love you.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 192

You deserved it 528

By abbacjt - 16/01/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 774

You deserved it 26 724

By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 952

You deserved it 13 984

Letting you know

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 21:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 516

You deserved it 46 535

Wrong number

By Lovesickgal - 26/11/2019 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 945

You deserved it 649

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Top comments

FreshSalad 1

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:13

I'm sorry but that's pretty pathetic.

dookiedoo 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:12

Psycho

Comments

leadman1989 15

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:28

Well at least you're being nice about it. You could have said "Hey babe miss you and that giant ****, SO much better than my ex's"

Minx108 12

Sunday 13 November 2011 13:42

You probably just gave her an idea for her next wrongly addressed text :P

Gewoon_Miriam 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:40

That's so sad.. You poor lifeless person -_-'

Ami_lee333 5

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:44

Aww.. :( i feel your pain. But still, you deserved it.

zirnaH 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:49

I'm sorry that your life is so pathetic...

boofgall 16

Wednesday 16 November 2011 5:10

Shut up, get to your corner.

PremierWu1 7

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:51

Why would you care what your ex thinks of you?

lightzonlycast 2

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:52

You're a loser. Just move on. IT'S OVER!

kaprookie 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:52

19 - Hmmmm fair point. I shall depart.

RawrNom 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:52

You probably do have a life... but this was one of those moments where you really look like you don't! delete his number, move on and find someone to actually text?

Tyger44 1

Sunday 13 November 2011 13:57

Finally someone who has an idea about how it feels after breaking up.

GameOver008 1

Sunday 13 November 2011 13:06

Get a job!

farrahdawn 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 13:22

Wow. Fail

jfkeith31B 10

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:33

^ epic fail

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Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML

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Today, I rode a skateboard down a street past a busy two-story outdoor cafe. As I rode by, a group of people thought it'd be funny to kick stray pebbles at my wheels, trying to make me trip. It worked. My backpack ripped open in the process letting all my school-work float away in the wind. FML

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You deserved it 1 935

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989." They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

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You deserved it 37 496

Today, I discovered that I've lost thirty pounds since having my second child. However, I still weigh just as much as I did when I was full-term with my first child. FML

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You deserved it 8 620

Today, I had the closing shift at work in a café and there was a man and lady left. I made them coffee and started to close up. When the lady finished her coffee, she grabbed my arm and said, "I think that man is masturbating" and leaves in a hurry. I had to wait for him to finish before closing. FML

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