Miscellaneous: Today, I shaved my legs. I received endless compliments about...

By eviltwigster - 26/06/2012 16:16 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I shaved my legs. I received endless compliments about how great they looked, and how jealous all the girls were. I'm a guy who shaved them for a themed party, for which I dressed up as a girl. FML

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eviltwigster 7

Wednesday 27 June 2012 17:19

It would be all good, but I row, so i am supposed to build up leg muscle :/

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mandark 9

Tuesday 26 June 2012 22:16

Eh, I like a nice pair of legs.

DontModMeDammit 10

Tuesday 26 June 2012 22:26

**** makes for a more interesting comment.

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mserrato 8

Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:58

******

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Wednesday 27 June 2012 0:59

Mission accomplished, what's the FML for?

crazy4uboi 6

Wednesday 27 June 2012 1:16

Next time you see them they'll be like "that was a great party, thanks for making taking your man card easier for us"

Shaneisabeast 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 1:35

What were u thinking man!?! Guy rule numbeone; less thy is a swimmer thoust must never shave their legs.

The_F3rris 11

Wednesday 27 June 2012 15:05

Enough of these social and gender roles. Be whatever you want if it makes you happy.

12inchDeke 4

Wednesday 27 June 2012 2:11

Pretty sure you were asking for that one, bro.

fordman22 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 3:04

Dat shizzzz cray yo

rcgirl2 11

Wednesday 27 June 2012 3:19

Did you shave under your arms and your private parts too?

luna2495 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 3:37

Wow y did u dress up as a girl? Thats confusing

InUrArea 4

Wednesday 27 June 2012 3:55

Well it sounds like u haves second career as a leg model

Mikeskinner 7

Wednesday 27 June 2012 4:44

I'm worried about you..

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