Miscellaneous: Today, I shaved my legs. I received endless compliments about... - FML

By eviltwigster - 26/06/2012 16:16 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I shaved my legs. I received endless compliments about how great they looked, and how jealous all the girls were. I'm a guy who shaved them for a themed party, for which I dressed up as a girl. FML

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eviltwigster 7

Wednesday 27 June 2012 17:19

It would be all good, but I row, so i am supposed to build up leg muscle :/

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mandark 9

Tuesday 26 June 2012 22:16

Eh, I like a nice pair of legs.

DontModMeDammit 10

Tuesday 26 June 2012 22:26

**** makes for a more interesting comment.

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iwadasn 32

Sunday 8 July 2012 7:57

Did you expect not to get any comments after doing something like that?

HollaWog 1

Wednesday 17 October 2012 18:12

Hey guys can have wonderful legs. One of the first things I look at in a guy! You should have responded by posing and pitching your voice higher "why thank you I just got them waxed today and thinking about getting a manipedi tomorrow!!"

KhaozD 3

Thursday 6 December 2012 19:20

thats fhnny as hell. thats something were not suppose to better at. your choice to be proud or not lol nobodies judging you lady ;p

LauraAreias 10

Thursday 11 June 2015 16:28

I have a friend who shaves his legs because he likes it :P

jensenisbatman 12

Thursday 2 July 2015 19:53

Then you had a good costume

SpaceStarShit 9

Monday 25 January 2016 5:13

i dont see the problem like slay queen

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