Miscellaneous: Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew...

By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:34 - United States

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

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Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML

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Today, a kid threw a rock at a beehive while my friend and I where standing next to it. It fell down, and a swarm of slightly displeased bees assumed that we were the culprit. Knowing what was about to happen, my friend and I ran for our lives. He ran fast enough to escape; I didn't. The kid, the actual culprit, didn't get attacked. FML

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By Beesmakemerun - 10/04/2017 04:00

Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML

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By signupsheetfail - 12/08/2009 19:02 - Canada

Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML

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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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By frankkathy - 26/07/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By ruined_suit - 17/04/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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supimnyancat 9

Tuesday 1 May 2012 0:50

I pressed YDI after I read "Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest."

BountyBass 13

Tuesday 1 May 2012 0:48

And so you should

Comments

untamed112 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 1:06

Ha..... That's unfortunate

groupleader 7

Tuesday 1 May 2012 1:08

Don't feel bad, that was an awesome shot. You should be proud

XxWolvesBitexX 8

Tuesday 1 May 2012 3:09

OP should be proud for causing their neighbours to go to the hospital?!

kprando25 8

Wednesday 2 May 2012 3:31

Was the first sentence all you read? I think so.

Chrisrpatterson 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 1:09

You are going to get some real bee karma coming soon

geod69 8

Tuesday 1 May 2012 1:09

You should

Herculesninja27 5

Tuesday 1 May 2012 1:09

What a total dick move

ronnie220 11

Tuesday 1 May 2012 1:10

lets jux hope your neighbors are complete jerks. but if they aren't you should be ashamed of yourself Mister!!! not really I find this funny.

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 1 May 2012 1:18

Why would anyone think shooting a paintball at the home of a number of flying insects with stingers is a good idea?! I mean, that is beyond the vast majority of drunk-stupid.

neoamaru_fml 8

Tuesday 1 May 2012 1:18

Your useless life is the Truest testament that this world is becoming more and more evil & that so much precious oxygen is getting consumed over nothings like you....