By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:34 - United States

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML
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supimnyancat 9

I pressed YDI after I read "Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest."

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tristelum 0

That's freaking hilarious, hope they were crappy neighbors

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You're ******* ridiculous. People being stung badly enough to require an ambulance is never funny. Even bad neighbours don't deserve an entire hive of bees to come into their house and sting them. Anyone could have gotten killed, even faster if they're allergic to bees.

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superswagbro 7

It's freaking hilarious how much of a crappy dipshit you are.

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Tokyo_Atom 7

Dude, you don't kill bees. Without them we die - look it up. Plus they're harmless unless aggrivated, not like dickish wasps kill those all you like :)

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linkinpark98 23

Why did you shoot that bees nest? What did those bees ever do to you?! D':

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bubo_fml 10

Don't 'chat know? There's safer ways to get a buzz!

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mhopper 13

You better hope your neighbors aren't allergic to bee stings!!! Didn't you ever watch My Girl? :'(

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the_enigma1019 1

So you shot a nest of easily angered, stinger equipped, colonial insects, expecting a good result. A well deserved ydi in the making.

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afropuffjake 9

The good news is now they can make a spinoff called The Boy that Paintballed the Bee's Hive. And the best part is the brutal murder of said paint baller will be true because I don't see why that family would NOT take vengeful action against you. Seriously man watch your back cuz even if you bring a shank to protect yourself you'll still be bringing a knife to a gun fight. And not paintballs kind kiddo. Good luck. Let us know when you get jumped so we an also put YDI

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