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By Nana - 22/10/2012 15:39 - Sweden - Skellefte

Today, I showed my friends the picture I drew picturing the four of us in a 'zombie apocalypse' setting. Turns out they never saw me as their friend, and I'm creeping them out. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2023 03:00

Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 03:54 - United States

Today, my friend showed me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughed and said that it would give me nightmares, meaning it as a compliment. Turns out, this one was in honor of his dead grandmother, who'd raised him. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

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Outcast

By Coolkid. - 14/06/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML

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By slondons - 18/01/2011 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML

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By BondingTime - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML

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By fakelaugher - 20/12/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML

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Strange stranger

By MandyPanda - 25/05/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 16:41 - United States - Augusta

Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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charvisioku 22

Monday 22 October 2012 18:57

Turn them into bait.

Welshite 39

Monday 22 October 2012 18:59

That's because you drew yourself as a zombie and them as humans.

Comments

donut_gurl 8

Monday 22 October 2012 22:37

It's creepy weather they are your friends or not, why would you even draw that? Sorry OP but I would be creeped out too

DoxIxHAVExTo 10

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:44

You haven't been on the internet for very long, have you?

monkiki62 5

Monday 22 October 2012 23:14

Aww that sucks op id love if one of my friends did that. Well at least if the z.apocalypse does happen you can make sure theyll be the first to go. ;)

dennis96411 12

Monday 22 October 2012 23:27

EDIT: Dang it, wrong FML. Filler: Nothing

alissa222 15

Monday 22 October 2012 23:57

They were jealous of your creepy-good drawing skills.

HighlandShadows 48

Tuesday 23 October 2012 1:08

I see that you and I would get along swimmingly... Be sure to remember their snobbery when the end finally comes and they want to join your marauding group of zombie apocalypse survivors.

hi225 1

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:04

I know a girl who thinks everyone is her friend and is super clingy and weird. It's annoying because she's a bitch too.

akiahara 14

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:45

yep, creepy. I hope you're something that 13.

DoxIxHAVExTo 10

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:46

I'm sorry OP. I thought that would've been awesome. Even if I wouldn't have known you, drawing that would have made me want to be friends!

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:57

If there was such an apocalypse, i choose Sam's Club warehouse for my base. They have a lifetime of supplies, food, clothing...etc I bring my guns and ammo inside, barricade the doors and I'm set.