Miscellaneous: Today, I showed my grandma my new septum piercing. Her only response... - FML

By kmtau - 09/11/2016 21:38 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I showed my grandma my new septum piercing. Her only response was, "I hope it gets infected and your nose falls off." FML

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kmtau 14

Tuesday 15 November 2016 0:20

OP here. First of all, I'd like to let everyone know that I don't give a rat's ass about your opinion of septum piercings. That being said, I knew my grandma would not be happy about it but I did it anyway because I've wanted one for a long time. She did apologize shortly after saying this, and now she's gotten used to it! Yesterday when we were at a restaurant she reached over to fix it because it was crooked and has even shown me cute jewelry for it that she found online :)

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JETarchitect 32

Monday 14 November 2016 9:03

sorry OP but this made me laugh however what were you expecting your grandma to say?

zinoxity 23

Monday 14 November 2016 9:07

Sorry, OP. Your grandma went overboard and shouldn't have said that, but I can see where she's coming from. In all honesty, I personally think septum piercings look very trashy, as well as the meaning behind them don't help. But if it makes you happy, then I'm happy for you and you should do whatever you want without caring what anyone else says. Good luck, OP!

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mixedupminx 8

Wednesday 16 November 2016 2:17

Uff, well, the important thing is that you are happy with it! I had a similar ordeal after I came home with a pierced eyebrow. Mom and grandma still hates it, she even tried to forbid me from having it even though I'm 27. However, take good care of it, seems like a painful and easy infectable area.

TehButterz 8

Wednesday 16 November 2016 3:27

No offense, but those tend to make people look like edgy faggots.

spookieghostie 9

Thursday 17 November 2016 3:59

My mom said the exact same thing and threatened to rip it out

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