I know how you feel. Lol. I did the same damn thing. And nothing popped up. What assholes.

Next time don't put your picture on the dating site.

I think the person who not only uses the extremely lame phrase "epic fail" but put it in leet-speak should be forced to come up with an FML.. "Today, I learned how much of a complete loser I am because I had to beat up on someone already having a bad day and in the process making myself look like a complete ass/idiot. FML" - that should be somewhat like #38 should write. You however, mr./mrs. "My life sucks because E-harmony doesn't work for me", go out and try to meet people in real life. I know, revolutionary thought, right?

Maybe you should go outside and meet a real human person instead of sitting behind your computer E-harmony ing and FML ing all day long, just a thought? Or maybe you have no personality? Or maybe you're 45 years old and in denial and still thinking that a 24 year old guy is going to find you attractive? If you had to resort to online dating I'd say take what you can get at this point.

I somehow managed to get hundreds of matches on chemistry.com when I told them that my hobbies included midget tossing, carrot sodomy, cannibalism (babies = veal), puppy kicking, selling children for science, douching with aqua fortis during vaginal intercourse, and eating pork spare ribs while watching "Babe." It was only because of the last one that I couldn't find anything on e-Harmony. Oh well. Seriously, just try another site. And I don't know about which site you were on, but get your money back, if you can. You do know that e-Harmony is for people who want to get married instead of having regular sex, don't you? If not, save yourself now!

Wow, that completely sucks. Goodluck on another website?

There are other places to go to meet people interested in a relationship/sex/whatever. Don't worry so much about it. You could always chalk it up to a poor applicant pool in the first place; I know a lot of people find internet dating hokey, and unless you've had trouble with other options repeatedly I wouldn't worry about it. If this is a first resort, I don't think there's much to worry about. :) But yeah, it can be demoralizing when a computer gives you a bleak outlook for the future. Having had many give me the short end of a random algorithm or ridiculously inconclusive results (i.e., from taking a test that was in the end pointless) many times in the day I can relate.

ouch #8 has more of a FML than you do. and who decided she was on e-harmony? the OP only said a online dating site. and there are loads more than just e-harmony.

blatant lie!!! those things always return results, unless you are one of VERY few users

Well, I mean, If your using e-harmony, lol. If you're using some unpopular site, Thats understandable, As theres not many users