By ali grace - 14/05/2011 11:15 - United States

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Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Come out of your room and walk past whistling with your hands in your pocket.

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RecklessJellyBea 7

Take pictures and use it as blackmail. (:

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SamanthaRose143 6

Ew then you'd have to have a picture of your mom and some dude naked

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btnhdude 0

yes. illmatic, in all that is - errm, well. just because I want to disagree, yes.

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gemzroxya 0

im sure op would be too upset to be watching and taking pictures.

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RecklessJellyBea 7

Take pictures and use it as blackmail. (:

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dubsweets 0

say something. your dad could get an STD from your mom and he deserves to know

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SpeshulK 0

Because the big concern here is STDs

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kingtz 6

Hey, none of us want those burning sensations when we urinate.

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CateXOX 0

I was going to put YDI for skipping school, but you really don't deserve to have that happen to you. I'm so sorry. FYL

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HarryMcC 1

you should blackmail, get what you want and then tell your dad.

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HarryMcC 1

you should blackmail, get what you want and then tell your dad.

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gingerlr 0

I'd of snuck to the bathroom and flushed the toilet so they would know someone was there. it's not like your mum would tell your dad lol

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AMAZINashleigh 6

That's nice...

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