Intimacy: Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents....

By ali grace - 14/05/2011 11:15 - United States

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 16:26 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2018 01:30

Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By yourstruly - 11/02/2010 19:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By dentistrygirl - 03/05/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

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Freuding intensifies

By toomanypills - 26/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Easton

Today, I'm in 12th grade and came home from school to find out my mother had someone over to have sex while I was at school. She's not had sex my whole life, so the uncomfortable feeling it gave me is different than anything I've felt before. She's been single by the way. FML

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The dead of the night

By Anonymous - 20/02/2024 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML

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Saturday 14 May 2011 16:11

Come out of your room and walk past whistling with your hands in your pocket.

sterlingarcher 1

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:08

omg that really sucks!!!

Comments

hselene 2

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:24

oh that sucks!

airborn54 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:24

"comes home" haha

butterflyz1961 2

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:26

Damn. And you can't even tell, because then you'll get busted for skipping.

0opsie 6

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:41

I think the dad would care more about his wife cheating than his kid skipping one day of school. OP: Dad, Mom's cheating. I heard her having sex with another man on her lunch break. Dad: Why weren't you at school? You're grounded. (to mom) Honey, what's for dinner?

butterflyz1961 2

Sunday 15 May 2011 5:36

OP mom would get back at him for telling him by giving him hell for skipping. Use you brain Oopsie.

thatdesertdude 7

Sunday 15 May 2011 6:00

I doubt OP would be in all that much trouble after the truth came out. karma might just be bitch slapping OPs mom via OP.

annihil8or 15

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:29

Set up a camera & show ur dad as proof cuz that is really f'd up

butterflyz1961 2

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:29

Huh??

Ub3rshadow 3

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:29

time for some extortion! you'll prolly get some cool things outta it

Ub3rshadow 3

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:31

Goo!

YayorNay 8

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:32

Walk in with a gorilla suit and scare the shit out if them!

YayorNay 8

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:36

Oh, and it doesn't matter now, you still got prestige in CoD. No turning back now.

sparty12 2

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:35

*what parents really do while their children are in school* or not in school.... haha run in kick him in the balls and run away screaming and flailing your arms over your head!