Health: Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen... - FML

By Soresack - 04/01/2010 13:34 - United States

Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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You deserved it 72 422

By mus - 23/04/2019 04:00

Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML

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You deserved it 3 653

By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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You deserved it 3 131

By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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Toot toot!

By Anonymous - 23/11/2022 18:00

Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML

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You deserved it 137

By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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You deserved it 41 769

By neveragain - 12/02/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Byfleet

Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML

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You deserved it 4 651

Steady as she goes

By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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You deserved it 143

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Top comments

ipodtoucher123 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:12

u have balls on ur butt?

emilyjune519 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:05

Hilarious. But ow.

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timsuha 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:29

those must be some big balls to get in the way, so its not all bad.

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Monday 4 January 2010 22:20

thats what i was thinking too. and OP: beautifully worded, i feel your pain and im a girl haha

iankennedy17 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:34

how is that even possible?!?!?

pachy78 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:54

I still don't get the picture very well yet....

Firesprite2009 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 1:33

Horrible, HORRIBLE images. I think I'm going to go gouge my eyes out with a rusted fork dipped in lemon juice now.

insidejokeswithm 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 3:55

That comment alone would deserve an FML if it happened.. :)

Spac3Ghost 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:57

why are your testicles that far back by your ass!? FYL for having soggy, stretched out balls =)

Richmond24 6

Monday 4 January 2010 21:13

its not a pretty one ill tell you that...

pachy78 0

Monday 4 January 2010 22:00

Ouch!

ScreamoxD 0

Monday 2 May 2011 1:50

Probably he flipped?

GiRIsMakingCupca 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:57

oooooooouuuuucccccchhhhhh!!!!!!!:) that's going to hurt in the morning lol but seriously..... that will:(

babygraprefruit 0

Monday 4 January 2010 21:07

Oh thank goodness! Your lucky you have testicles to break your fall, all I have is my ass.

TheLetterZero 7

Monday 4 January 2010 21:11

The term is "happy sack", OP. I think...

Richmond24 6

Monday 4 January 2010 21:15

id rather break my ass then pop a ball, think of getting sacked as getting punched directly in the ovaries.. ive heard that that hurt to but not as bad i'd bet

whatshernuts 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 6:19

You'd actually be surprised. I got "hit in the ovaries" during some rough nookie once and I was in pain for the next three days. I just realized my username is pretty appropriate for this conversation topic.

Insert_Wit_Here 0

Monday 4 January 2010 21:18

Brilliantly (yet painfully) worded. A true FML... Totally sucks for the OP, but good for a laugh.

idkweird 0

Monday 4 January 2010 21:21

Ouch, lol. That sounds awful! FYL!

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