Health: Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen...

By Soresack - 04/01/2010 13:34 - United States

Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By mus - 23/04/2019 04:00

Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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Toot toot!

By Anonymous - 23/11/2022 18:00

Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML

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By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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By neveragain - 12/02/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Byfleet

Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML

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Steady as she goes

By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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ipodtoucher123 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:12

u have balls on ur butt?

emilyjune519 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:05

Hilarious. But ow.

Comments

glasswater 0

Monday 4 January 2010 21:30

I'm pretty sure it's physically impossible to fall on your balls. Whether you fell backwards or forwards, something else would have hit first.

tab_ga1990 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 2:49

how is it impossible? i was wrestling with my boyfriend and i pushed him on the bed after getting him off me, and he was in the sit position and sat on his balls. you know balls hang there? they just dont stay in one place. and they are not all the same size either. so its not impossible

l1douchhe1l 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 5:02

did u gais have sexy time

johncow123 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 7:50

splits

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Monday 4 January 2010 21:34

Well, I guess he failed to grab life... (puts shades on) ... by the balls. (YEEAAAAHHH!)

shaBAMalex 0

Monday 4 January 2010 21:55

LOL

Insert_Wit_Here 0

Monday 4 January 2010 23:19

Men don't bear children....

fangles 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 6:48

Boy, would THAT be an FML or what?

daydreamstar 7

Monday 11 January 2010 16:47

you know what I mean ;)

Insert_Wit_Here 0

Monday 4 January 2010 23:16

Horatio strikes again *shakes fist*

CarterColbie 4

Monday 4 January 2010 23:24

Lol.

that_guy321 2

Tuesday 5 January 2010 2:36

haha. this comment's the best. i gotta call fake though. if it's cold, then you've got some shrinkage. no way can your balls get between your ass and the ground.

FD929 0

Monday 4 January 2010 21:35

Sounds like a case of elephantitus. might wanna get that checked out.

GBPackersGal 0

Monday 7 February 2011 8:15

very nice pic. :)

Batman4890 0

Monday 4 January 2010 21:55

droopy balls much...

zelly05 0

Monday 4 January 2010 22:06

maybe* lol

grimspook76 0

Monday 4 January 2010 22:29

How ******* big are your nuts man?

Gobsnoglin 0

Monday 4 January 2010 22:34

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit from the empathetic pain I felt. You have my sympathy sir.

Digithead 0

Monday 4 January 2010 22:39

it would be slightly, but only slightly, worse if a group of bikers broke your fall.

ragingflame 0

Monday 4 January 2010 22:58

Lol I feel you pain dude, once inmy youth group we went bowling and some nerdy kid everyone hates dropped a bowling ball on my nuts. (He just doesn't know it will hurt me cuz he doesn't have any)