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By Soresack - 04/01/2010 13:34 - United States

Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By mus - 23/04/2019 04:00

Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2022 18:00

Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML

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By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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By neveragain - 12/02/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Byfleet

Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML

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By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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Monday 4 January 2010 20:12

u have balls on ur butt?

emilyjune519 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:05

Hilarious. But ow.

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tamalama 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 19:07

im a girl, and i even winced.

jonnnnyboy16 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:18

Hahaha that's hilarious- and painful lol sucks

proskeezer 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:59

happens to the best of us

glen544 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 23:40

lol that's ******* funny :L

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Wednesday 6 January 2010 4:57

at numer 73 ur mom caen go dounlode secksy prons u litlle dooosh bag

pwincessa23 1

Wednesday 6 January 2010 6:56

Nice. im Glad they Came in handy for u;-) jk lol. i need a moré detailes though.... someone plz explain how his balls broke the fall...

Finalmoech1 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 8:09

Yeah I don't understand how this is possible unless your balls hang low,do they wobble to the floor?

Gothgrl39 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 8:13

Or He has really big balls... I don't mean to be rude.

mrsnicks 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 15:44

wear underwear....

HanaxD 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 16:15

LMAO. That made me laugh so hard xD But I still feel your pain, ouch :S

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