Health: Today, I slipped on the new snow and sprained my ankle. As my...

By redcherries90 - 08/12/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I slipped on the new snow and sprained my ankle. As my mom and I were leaving the emergency room, she says, "You owe me $4 for parking," and she meant it. FML

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By stupidneighbor - 04/03/2009 17:03 - United States

Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML

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By dannyfanny - 28/08/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML

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By Jeremy - 20/12/2020 23:00

Today, I decided to take my girlfriend out to look at Christmas lights and get hot chocolate. While cleaning my snow-covered truck, I slipped and broke three bones in my ankle, and now need surgery. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By RootalyTootToot - 29/06/2018 15:00

Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML

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By a - 12/02/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML

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Honesty

By smoothies14 - 06/11/2015 17:29 - United States - Weatherford

Today, I was studying on a bench outside my dorm when the leg snapped. I decided to do the right thing and let administration know what happened. After assuring me it wasn't my fault, and having me fill out an incident report, they billed me $400. I can't enroll for next semester until I pay. FML

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By jp_boards - 12/12/2017 14:58

Today, I went to the emergency room for a broken collarbone. This wouldn’t be so bad if my parents hadn’t paid $20,000 for me to go to a snowboarding academy all winter. Today was day one. FML

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Emperor_Jim 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 20:38

Seriously? She can't drop four bucks on you, after you've been injured, no less? Your mom is one stingy-ass bitch.

Candyholic 7

Tuesday 8 December 2009 20:40

Just shut up and pay the parking fee. It's not like you cant pay it off. Just remember this when she breaks a hip and tell her shes paying the parking fee. .__.

Comments

axelkg 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:11

um. emergency room for a sprained ankle...talk about overreacting

DAN7IEL 2

Thursday 10 June 2010 19:18

yeah I can't blame your mom depending on your age...... she shouldn't have to pay that for such a simple injury.... an for u.

fidrat04 0

Monday 27 September 2010 8:31

4$....suck it up buttercup lol

awesomenessXD 3

Wednesday 5 January 2011 4:38

well it depends on if they are tight for money. that's a whole diff story but If not it's the responsible thing to do to pay 4 dollars and plus sprained ankle really? I always sprain mine and continue with track cross country free running and football

Mooshoo123 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 5:02

4.00 Is nothing.!! she has to pay the freaking hospital bill. so just cough those measly dollars and quit making it seem like everything was her fault

scarletA_fml 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 7:53

Parents can just be a ray of sunshine, can't they? When I was younger I broke and dislocated my shoulder. When my father came to pick me up he told me to 'hurry up before he dragged me,' and they didn't take me to the hospital till days later, because 'they thought I was faking.' Half my body was slouched over. I must've been one good actress.

fml98kevin 4

Friday 1 July 2011 7:22

YDI. hospital for a sprained ankle? WiMP

iamabanana13 7

Monday 1 August 2011 17:23

Why hospital for a sprained ankle? man up & bandage it up! $4 is hardly torture, in england hosp some are like £7 an hour parking!

thisismylife294 2

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:43

This is not a fml , if she made you pay some 200$ for the er maybe but just give her the four bucks. She took time out of her day to take you and wait for you where she could handed you medical tape and been like all better

raddybear 11

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:18

A sprained ankle i don't really think is worth a ER visit if it broken but only sprained buck up there butter cup just rest it and walk it off and save 4 dollars