By errrmkl46 - 02/12/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML
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amatayo 0

how did he have your cell phone number? making up stories to get on fml is lame.

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BunnyDrastic 0

nex time wait till the ****** is not home that's super weird though ha!

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stone_light 0

must have been one ******* loud ass sneeze

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freaksintraining 0

people, cell phones aren't listed in the phone book. the neighbor probably had her number for a non stalkish reason, then he decided to stalk her! just my theory....ha well knowing me it's probably wrong anyway.

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LilaBear 1

To everyone saying "buy some curtains": read the FML again. Her neighbour HEARD her. We don't know whether he saw her or not. Some houses are jammed really close together. I have a friend who said one day their neighbours dropped and smashed a plate in their kitchen, and then her husband came running into HER kitchen, thinking the dropped plate was in THEIR house. Anyway, why would he have your number?

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Jabastiaan 0

You mean it's strange to listen to your neighbors shower? Huh...

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dramanerd08 5

At least he cares about you.

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jninjacat 0

Jesus, people, read the other comments before posting the fifteenth comment saying "lol faaaake why would you give him ur number YDI." It's getting really annoying seeing a million duplicate comments instead of ones that actually add something to the conversation.

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