Miscellaneous: Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the...

By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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By shiftybizniss - 16/04/2009 18:43 - Canada

Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML

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By Jacqueline - 01/07/2012 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML

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By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 18:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML

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By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 20:53 - United States - International Falls

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

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Saturday 7 May 2011 15:51

Not much of a Shakespeare, are ya?

TigerWoods101 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:51

umm... HOW big was the rock?!?

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FreebirdIII 1

Saturday 7 May 2011 19:32

what rock did yonder window break.

Buckeyehead 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 19:57

you throw pebbles not rocks. YDI

chino627 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 20:48

smooth move buddy boy lmao

fratzjr 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 21:07

pebble sir, a pebble. and it's not a baseball, don't go for the strike out.

christiecakes 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 21:23

it's supposed to be a pebble not a rock! I hope you ran

Zeusthegoose 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 21:55

it's supposed to be a pebble Goooooooooood don't you watch movies

iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 7 May 2011 22:00

Cell phones work miracles

baby_dee97 8

Saturday 7 May 2011 22:10

you don't throw a rock dumbass you throw a pebble

sourcherri23xx 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 22:21

yah it's supposed to be a pebble, not a rock really

CasualZombie 6

Saturday 7 May 2011 22:33

rocks do that sometimes. it's not their fault. they were born that way.

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