Love: Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done,...

By bertthelamb - 17/02/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML

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By single pringle - 05/11/2014 01:16 - United States - Morristown

Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML

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By me - 16/01/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML

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By Dan1021 - 04/02/2012 19:31 - France

Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML

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By TanjinaRubbaiyat - 15/01/2010 08:49 - Bangladesh

Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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By Cheap - 27/12/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 00:13 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML

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By x - 05/11/2009 20:42 - Canada

Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML

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The price of love

By broke - 05/05/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML

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zachattack 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 22:05

That's what happens when you look orange.

rational_man 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 0:07

Its life baby, don't worry. If you stayed with this lump you would miss out on Mr. right. Get your self back together and live that wonderful life of yours.

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endless_text 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 21:52

Most of the people who've commented on this FML are total assholes. No one has any right to say a girl deserves to be dumped for making an effort with her appearence. OP, I hope you find a better boyfriend.

Triccmo 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:26

Yikes! Priceless. At least yours didn't move out and take all the furnature while you were at work. He was supposed to pick me up. I waited for an hour, then walked home and freaked out, thinking we were robbed. At least he couldn't fit the bed into the moving van. I cried into the bare mattress all night. Good times. You live and learn, I suppose. Sorry, girl!

b4sk3tb4ll 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:27

that sucks. But I'm sure u can do better than his sorry ass.

poopinmyshoe 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:07

U ugly filthy *****. Go rape your cat.

reddilocks 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:27

WTF #53... it hurts to get dumped. why would you even say that?

AdamGD 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:51

I love the evenness of the prices!! Mr. Monk would be proud of you! :D jk. I know you were just generalizing the prices.

sparxva 12

Wednesday 22 July 2009 2:44

So what? You look nice now, go find another.

responses 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 23:16

I find it hard to believe her total came out to EXACTLY $100. Unless she lives in a country with no sales tax in which case i'm moving.

abbi96x 0

Monday 24 May 2010 19:39

Hahahahahahhaha

Origami86 6

Friday 28 May 2010 21:50

I think the moral of the story is pretty obvious seeing several girls whining about how much they spend just to go on a date. Did you ever consider that you don't need to fake tan or put make up for a guy to like you ? Personally, if I like a girl then I like her no matter what. She doesn't need superficial crap to prove her beauty. And I thought it's the inside that counts. Or so you females claim. So moral of the story: Pull your heads out of your asses and smell the grass. Adieu.