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By birdmagnet - 25/04/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I spent 90 dollars and two and a half hours getting my hair done at a fancy salon. As I was unlocking my car, a bird pooped in my hair. FML

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By poophead - 30/05/2015 02:39 - Philippines

Today, I went to a fancy beauty parlor to prepare for my sister's birthday party. The minute I stepped out of the salon, with my hair beautifully trimmed and curled, a bird decided to use it as a toilet. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

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By FML - 21/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I spent 4 hours carefully cleaning the inside and outside of my car. Fairly proud of the job I had done, I parked my car safely in my garage. Later, I opened my garage to find bird shit all over my car. Apparently birds get nervous when they get trapped in garages. FML

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By lily_marleen - 17/05/2015 21:27 - Germany - Emskirchen

Today, I had an outdoor meeting with some important clients. It wasn't until the meeting was over that my coworker decided to inform me that I had bird poop in my hair "pretty much the entire time." FML

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By tristaph - 01/08/2018 00:00

Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML

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By shitlicker - 08/12/2015 04:38 - United States - La Verne

Today, I lost my balance trying to get my bag out of my car. In doing so, my lips came in contact with some bird poop. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By pass me the fucking rope - 18/06/2016 13:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML

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By overlandparkmommie - 14/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was so totally stressed out at work that I took my car into the park and reclined my seat and shut my eyes. Soon I noticed the soothing sounds of raindrops on my car and I felt a little better for once. I opened my eyes to see that a bunch of birds had crapped all over my car. FML

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alex_vik 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:28

90 dollars? Two and a half hours? WTF were you getting done?

justme08 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:25

DAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM that sucks!!!

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Kat_MS 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 14:37

#72 - The second part of my comment was directed at some of the males who've commented on here. Not you (Where did I direct it at you specifically?). Should have made it more explicit I guess. (But I don't agree with your opinion either, for that matter) So what is your suggestion, then? For everyone to hold onto their money for the sake of not spending? Since there are starving people in the world we should all deprive ourselves of any luxuries whatsoever, otherwise we're being selfish and unfair? O_o. Your #65 comment seems to suggest that. Also, regarding your criticisms towards hairdressers - do you cut your own hair when it gets long, and do your own styling for all your important events? (I'm just curious, because a lot of people I know don't have the time/skill to).

a1m2a3d4o5 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 15:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Znl0901 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:20

Have fun, ********!

CherishFlowers 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:08

Seegtease, you're a douche bag.

love4running 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:19

#23, I just spent 5 hours and 500 dollars getting my hair permed, if it is more than just a cut, it is okay to spend more than 90 dollars

chris18_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 21:43

Well you guys are just idiots. $90 dollars is ridiculously cheap and is not a fancy salon. My hair can range from $180 to $250 and I would not consider my salon "fancy."

zoomster 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 22:33

#87 wow that's a lot of money! Well I am assuming that she was going to prom since a lot of schools had prom yesterday here in the United States.. and that's why it was so expensive. When i went to prom my updo cost me $90 as well

Seegtease 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 22:34

CherishFlowers I'm a douche bag because I believe people should be able to spend their money in any way they please? Wow. I guess I should start telling people what they are and are not allowed to do so I can be less of a douche bag. Thank you so much for enlightening me to my errors in life.

purplestuff_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:32

My mom usually spends £60 on her hair, she gets all blonde highlights I'm guessing you probably got something similar, colored for $90 #87 - is it just me or did you make your account to brag about how much money you spend on your hair? You just made yourself look like an asshole. anyway, FYL, op.

purplestuff_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:42

#70, you're an absolute prick you know that? Yes there is a recession but maybe OP lives in wealth and can afford to spend that much on their hair, unlike you, obviously. also to your comment - #81 - ''yes, I DO hate everyone all the time. Sorry - scratch that - I hate the people who are wasteful and have no purpose.'' HAHAHAHAH this kind of makes me think you're either jealous of everyone, since your life sucks, or you're just a miserable lowlife who needs to F off haahaaa.