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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I spent all day handing out flyers advertising my services as a psychic. I got only one call. The caller wanted to inform me that I had misspelt the word "psychic" on my flyer. She was right. FML

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By Oops - 14/01/2010 15:55 - United States

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

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By 360whoroscoped - 16/01/2015 18:05 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I had to repeatedly explain to an increasingly angry lady that no, she couldn't get an ultrasound by using a referral letter from her psychic. FML

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By smidge - 02/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I got a call from an ad agency offering me a job. I was so excited, because I've been looking for work for a few months now and really wanted to work for them. An hour later, they called apologizing, because they'd made a mistake and offered the job to the wrong person. FML

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By ellie - 23/02/2011 07:10 - Australia

Today, I got a missed call from a lady at an employment agency asking why I hadn't turned up to an information session for a potential job. Yesterday, the same lady told me the job position was canceled. FML

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By katier8295 - 27/10/2012 12:43 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML

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Bemajinn 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:06

serves you right for trying to con people into thinking you're psychic!

SeasonedLemur 5

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:07

YDI for being a psychic it's a bullshit profession

Comments

maphineRAWRS 10

Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:09

shouldve seen that coming ;)

ahhnonomhisdude 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:11

Wait, I'm getting something. Your parents raised at least one moron didn't they.

underpaid011 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:12

should have predicted that one. and get a real job. quit trying to bullshit people, unless you intend on running for office with Christine "I'm not a witch" Whitman.

fearfulsymmetry 1

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:35

It's actually Christine O' Donnell. Meg Whitman is the woman running for governor in California, and O' Donnell is running for senator in Delaware. Sorry, that was really bugging me.