By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I spent all day handing out flyers advertising my services as a psychic. I got only one call. The caller wanted to inform me that I had misspelt the word "psychic" on my flyer. She was right. FML
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Same thing different taste

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serves you right for trying to con people into thinking you're psychic!

YDI for being a psychic it's a bullshit profession

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Being a psychic you should of seen that one coming.

Maybe the psychic just wanted a TV show, with a sidekick, helping their local police solve crimes. Waaiiitt a minute, that sounds so familiar!!

I am a complete non believer in the paranormal (including religion) and used to be very scathing about it. However my friend recently went to one and I listened to the recording. she gave such good advice and my friend has not been more focussed or happy while, I'm less dismissive of the benefits.

you must not be a very good one because then you would have known what was going to happen

I predict more failures in your life and you should really stop wearing thong underwear people can read your lips.

YDI for trying to con people. BTW, you misspelled "misspelled" too.

3 ydis here: 1) your obvious, glaring spelling error 2) "mispelt" = "misspelled" (usa), or "misspelt" (uk) 3) you're a psychic. or so you say. anyway, i'm at liberty to use my psychic powers here and say that your business is going to fail. also, i have to add (for the grammar nazi denizens of this thread) that "flier" and "flyer" *can* be synonymous. however, it is not a common occurrence, and "flyer" is more correct and more frequently used. **** it. |the kid|

In re: flyer/flier, THANK YOU! So many uninformed people jumping on the bandwagon with that one. =

Did you foresee that coming? Obviously not.

If you're psychic, how the HELL did you not see this coming???

nerdsgetmehot, I hate you for not waiting two seconds to pretty much post the same thing I did hahahh, and sorry for not just "replying", there is no reply button on fml on my phone.

Obviously I'm a psychic and foresaw what you were going to post. ;) Not really, though. Obviously.