Miscellaneous: Today, I spent an hour writing 80 thank you cards to everyone...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I spent an hour writing 80 thank you cards to everyone who attended my graduationg party. After carefully personalizing each one and sealing them shut, I realized I did not mark the envelopes with names. FML

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By mannnnn2717 - 20/12/2009 22:41 - Australia

Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 12:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 06:33

Today, I began writing thank-you cards for the gifts I got for my 21st birthday. To one set of grandparents, I wrote, "Thank you for the dancing chicken toy," and to the others I wrote, "Thank you for the $10 check." Those were the only gifts. FML

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By post-loss - 06/06/2017 18:00

Today, in my excitement to make some new cards for the postcard exchange I take part in, I apparently spilled my bottle of glue directly into the bag that contains my entire postcard collection. I didn't notice until several hours later. FML

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By Gabrielguitar - 25/04/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML

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By Max - 04/03/2017 22:00

Today, I sent a thank you note after a job interview, emphasizing my accuracy at editing written reports; I misspelled the company's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 14:18 - United States

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people; 17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML

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By caphis - 03/05/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, I got a cross-country job promotion. I decided to plan my Going-Away-Forever party, and bought a pack of 100 invitations. After mailing them out to all my friends, I have 92 left. FML

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By smidgit - 19/05/2016 17:32

Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelt the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2011 21:14 - Canada

Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML

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iKaite 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:13

Just take them out and write them on a new envelope? :/

teehee520 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:13

Please tell me you weren't valedictorian...

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fmyfudginglife 0

Monday 22 June 2009 14:57

Good luck with college, you are going to need it with that spelling.

Crickets 0

Monday 22 June 2009 15:16

Who lets these fml's go thru?! this sucks. Just freaking reopen them and tape them. omg so difficult.. -_-

piggypaar 0

Monday 22 June 2009 15:57

Hahaha... that's hilarious. I've spent two hours writing them so far, and I'm not even halfway done!

mikew85 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:04

either carefully open them or rip them all open and get new envelopes. @16: First of all, when people come to a graduation party, some of them probably brought gifts, usually money. Also, it's polite to send thank-yous to friends and family to come to an out-of-town party, even if they don't give you money.

HeWhoEatsAll423 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:11

Fail.

AntiChrist7 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:28

don't you have nothing else to do?

lil_miz_liz09 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:36

nice grammar, dude.

mother_war 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:36

wow. Poor You. I'm used to having to open envelopes and seal them up with no one noticing... I'm a high school student. Just steam the envelopes open, see who they are for, and seal them again.