Miscellaneous: Today, I spent an hour writing 80 thank you cards to everyone...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I spent an hour writing 80 thank you cards to everyone who attended my graduationg party. After carefully personalizing each one and sealing them shut, I realized I did not mark the envelopes with names. FML

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By mannnnn2717 - 20/12/2009 22:41 - Australia

Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 12:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 06:33

Today, I began writing thank-you cards for the gifts I got for my 21st birthday. To one set of grandparents, I wrote, "Thank you for the dancing chicken toy," and to the others I wrote, "Thank you for the $10 check." Those were the only gifts. FML

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By post-loss - 06/06/2017 18:00

Today, in my excitement to make some new cards for the postcard exchange I take part in, I apparently spilled my bottle of glue directly into the bag that contains my entire postcard collection. I didn't notice until several hours later. FML

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By Gabrielguitar - 25/04/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML

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By Max - 04/03/2017 22:00

Today, I sent a thank you note after a job interview, emphasizing my accuracy at editing written reports; I misspelled the company's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 14:18 - United States

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people; 17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML

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By caphis - 03/05/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, I got a cross-country job promotion. I decided to plan my Going-Away-Forever party, and bought a pack of 100 invitations. After mailing them out to all my friends, I have 92 left. FML

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By smidgit - 19/05/2016 17:32

Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelt the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2011 21:14 - Canada

Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML

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iKaite 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:13

Just take them out and write them on a new envelope? :/

teehee520 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:13

Please tell me you weren't valedictorian...

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christopherlove 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:31

/fore yeirz ago i cudnt eevan spel grajoowut, an now i iz wun,

vioh 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 3:02

Would people please STFU about not being able to "spell" graduation? So they typoed. IT'S NOT A SPELLING PROBLEM. =.=''

oogyboogy 6

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:53

He meant the party for the one that graduated and the 'o' is next to the 'I'

eeknicole 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 6:52

i'm surprised this idiot even graduated high school.

Jarlais 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 7:59

I hate ty cards

eastgirl16 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 8:45

I guess the op couldn't decide on "graduation" or "graduating" so he decided on"graduation"

blackbear6193 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 8:51

solution: (if u hadn't sent them) open them all, then get new envelopes. this is not an FML. only a OIMUAAAD. (oops i messed up and am a dumbass)

gigi89paris 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:23

i totally did that and had to quickly and carefully undo them and then re-lick the seals and tape them.

jasax1 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:52

sounds like a simple fix to me...

Luna_LoveIsGood 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:51

sounds like something I would do... and my Graduation party is coming up, so thanks for the tip! :)

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