Money: Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

By bobbeta30 - 11/01/2012 16:33 - United States

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

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bobbeta30 14

Saturday 14 May 2016 5:35

i'm the OP, I just stumbled upon this FML after over 4 years.. I'm pleased to announce that I've moved on from spending $5 on virtual cats to over $300 on virtual anime girl cards. and I have 2 real cats now. don't let your dreams be dreams, guys

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deviable 9

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:02

Why not just give a real one a home and adopt?

jackassiddy 8

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:04

I'm guessing that's not the type of pussy you thought you were paying for?

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lovaofsoftball98 12

Wednesday 7 August 2013 2:25

Cheaper than a real one.......

megan14booth 6

Wednesday 9 July 2014 5:08

Whoa a bit much eh

yahtzeesouls 12

Friday 22 April 2016 23:44

YDI for not saving up for a real cat

bobbeta30 14

Saturday 14 May 2016 5:35

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