Miscellaneous: Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates...

By LilyL - 06/06/2010 21:53 - United States

Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML

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Today, while working in my shop, I was mopping the floor. A customer saw what I was doing, grabbed a bottle of Coca-Cola from the shelf, and poured it all over the floor where I had just finished mopping. FML

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By welcometomylife - 23/05/2017 12:00 - Germany - Hanover

Today, after a shitty day, I went to the kitchen to make myself something to eat. When I grabbed the salt container, the bottom lid came off and the salt went everywhere. FML

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Monday 7 June 2010 2:05

At least its roomates. I just got home from a busy day and I want to cook supper but until I could start I had to move dumped purse contents from the stove top, papers, tissues, makeup, crap, along with dirty dishes from the work area next to the stove. And for my own sanity I brought dirty dishes from the living room, as well as threw away several used facial tissues that were laying around. I cleaned Friday. It's only Sunday and I was barely home yesterday. I have a messy wife. FML4life

vexxcis 0

Monday 7 June 2010 1:18

Screw your roommates! Tell them to clean it up!

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penicillin 0

Monday 7 June 2010 3:30

Soda can be tricky since it makes everything so sticky. Anyway, I had lazy roommates too. Two were pilling lots of dishes and hiding the unclean dishes everywhere because they believe the new roommate was putting his utensils with theirs so it was smelly. I was cleaning everything I was cleaning the bathroom while they were playing video games and talking about Pokémon and guys who wear too tight jeans (the roommates who did it were a girl and a boy in fact.). I decided to not do anything 2 weeks before I left after asking them many times to clean sometimes. Then, they were bitching everyone about how much nobody did anything and they told me they were trying to make the new guy clean up. Honestly. Some people are full of shit and like to stay in their own mess. Change place.

scruff13 0

Monday 7 June 2010 3:32

awwe, sorry ):

Blacklynx 0

Monday 7 June 2010 3:43

or better, pour the soda ALL over their pillow so when they go to bed their hair gets all sticky!

Hazelfbabyyy 0

Monday 7 June 2010 3:49

That reallly sucks, but YDi for not opening it over the sink. oooh I'm 69 ;)

zuratai 0

Monday 7 June 2010 3:54

This is homosex very homosex. You must find better friends!

justj2010 0

Monday 7 June 2010 6:32

homosex? if you're gonna use a gay epithet, at least get the stereotype right. homosex would be ikea, not pigsty. lol

zuratai 0

Monday 7 June 2010 6:59

I say wat I say when I want to say

itz_towelie 6

Monday 7 June 2010 7:45

your comments sound like they were written by rainman... but you're a straightshooter, ill give you that sir

kybabyy 4

Monday 7 June 2010 8:02

Hahaha. Homosex =D

zuratai 0

Monday 7 June 2010 17:55

you have nice smile I like. yes ver nice <3+1

mayaaaxoxo 0

Monday 7 June 2010 4:12

awww, fyl

xgoldfishx 0

Monday 7 June 2010 4:12

ha bad luck op

ManOnTheEdge 0

Monday 7 June 2010 4:14

37, it's impossible to spend hours cleaning the kitchen unless it hasn't been cleaned in about a year. slob op is a slob

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 7 June 2010 4:46

That's ridiculously untrue. I'm guessing your kitchen isn't all that clean. It took me over an hour the other day just to scrub the floor. Add another hour for scrubbing the cabinets, washing the refrigerator, and cleaning the oven. And that doesn't even include the time it takes to wash the dishes.