By illenram06 - 11/07/2011 15:37 - Philippines

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
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mrredkneck 2

restraining order it isn't hard

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iSurf_fml 8

Move to China? Or Kansas, no one looks there.

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sheethapins 13

The munchkins will find her in Kansas.

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iSurf_fml 8

If she's under 18, she can join the children of the corn. I hear they have pretty tight security.

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xGolBLiiN 1

go swimming in the ocean while he's swimming hop on the boat and go away. problem solved

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Diaz_559 5

Tell him you like women now.

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thatonename 7

except for the possible murderous rage if he takes it as an insult. you know, he's so pathetic it turned her gay.

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MMachina1 0

That might make him want to stick around even more don't u think!?

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diaz5 1

u hav the same last name as me hahahah

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jillianmathers12 13

I would ask a friend to be with you when you do break up with him just for safety reasons.

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brianjman14 22

Maybe bring your dad over if he's stronger than your boyfriend.

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ebaG1345 0

I have the same problem, he won't go away!!!!! when you figure out a marvelous and extravagant excuse let me know!!! haha

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xk75 4

I googled domestic violence resources in your area, please contact the women's crisis centre in Manila, www.wccmamila.com or call them at 02-929-2590, can't vouch for their services as I am not nearby but it's a start. take care and good luck!

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habrand 1

I had a crazy ex. All you can do is change your number, if it continues get a RO I did both

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