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By illenram06 - 11/07/2011 15:37 - Philippines

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML

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You deserved it 6 692

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 08:17 - Australia

Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML

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You deserved it 2 861

By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

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You deserved it 1 657

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 15:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 831

You deserved it 7 842

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By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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You deserved it 125

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 23:00

Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 415

You deserved it 425

By Foolish - 18/07/2016 06:51 - United States - Los Altos

Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 254

You deserved it 1 917

By theawfulpresent - 30/01/2013 00:28 - United States - Germantown

Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 421

You deserved it 3 448

By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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You deserved it 28 231

By HelpPlease - 11/02/2016 23:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 533

You deserved it 2 670

By stuck - 12/06/2016 05:59 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 188

You deserved it 4 356

amrik 11

Monday 11 July 2011 19:09

sell him

seeunexttuesdays 6

Monday 11 July 2011 19:10

it's called a gun.

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triggerit 5

Monday 11 July 2011 20:21

op say you got AID...

krysxkatastrophe 14

Monday 11 July 2011 20:22

Been there, done that. Call him from a safe place and stay at a friend's house a few days. If he obsessively calls, call the police and file a harassment or stalking report.

johnnysfail 0

Monday 11 July 2011 20:24

hire a body guard? or just get manny pacquiao to knock him out..

SomeFMLPerson 0

Monday 11 July 2011 20:25

So... Are you dead?

themanuel08 0

Monday 11 July 2011 20:28

sucks

antoniocalos15 0

Monday 11 July 2011 20:29

lol thats sary

letmeloveyou 0

Monday 11 July 2011 20:32

did you ever see that movie "Enough" with Jennifer Lopez?

helene123456789 0

Monday 11 July 2011 20:36

y wuld u do such a thing just dump hom move away n change ur name

THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8

Monday 11 July 2011 20:47

like that would be easy !!!

sakforduc 0

Monday 11 July 2011 20:37

tell him you lost your job and your pregnant. lol

atroxletum 6

Monday 11 July 2011 21:46

*you're

steveakafranxy 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 0:49

#145 that is entirely not the point

mentch12 0

Monday 11 July 2011 20:41

OP's life sucks, I don't blame you at all for wanting to get rid of him

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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. I thought it was all going really well, until I looked up a minute or two in, only to be greeted by a stone-cold death glare and the words, "You really are an idiot, aren't you?" FML

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Today, my mother lectured me for not spending enough time with her. We literally just got back from a 10 day vacation together. FML

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Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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Today, I'm 23 and have never had a weekend or holiday off of working in my life. My requests are always denied. I've been through three jobs since high school. I understand that some workers have to look after family or kids, but he 19 year-olds, who have way more time than I do, always get it their way. FML

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Today, my ex-girlfriend called saying she wants to get back together because of how mature and sincere I sounded last night. I despise her and I was drunk last night. FML

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