Miscellaneous: Today, I spilled a glass of iced tea all over my desk. It trickled...

By dumbbass - 24/02/2010 19:43 - Canada

Today, I spilled a glass of iced tea all over my desk. It trickled down the wall and fried an extension cord. FML

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You deserved it 9 327

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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You deserved it 188

By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 869

You deserved it 10 078

By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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You deserved it 40 109

By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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You deserved it 2 980

By SpontaneousAM - 15/04/2017 14:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML

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You deserved it 1 190

By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 05:22 - France

Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 249

You deserved it 43 674

By Clutz - 25/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 422

You deserved it 35 898

By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 212

You deserved it 8 404

By SexyQueen0905 - 17/05/2011 13:05

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 642

You deserved it 12 039

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By aireun - 09/07/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML

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You deserved it 42 137

mandiecait 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:15

Awww. Accidents happen! Sorry, OP

idkweird 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:26

uncovered liquids - as in water/juice/ice tea (in this case) in an uncovered container. That means it didn't have a lid, or a cap. So, when you knock it over, accidentally, it spills everywhere.

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GreenTroll 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:16

Quick! To the 'people who care' police! D: FYL!

randomgirlm 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:17

MAJOR FAIL:0

willcoro 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:17

snickerdoodles is a fucin ***** face both ass

kevino1177 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:19

willcoro I agree snickerdoodle likes balls

canzo378 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:18

please do not abuse fml with your boring agenda...

mrguy266 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 1:53

I agree, this FML is retarded.

candy1 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:18

haha agreeed

Shmeaty 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:19

I'm gonna teabag whoever moderated this. And snickerdoodles.

kevino1177 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:20

we should all just t bag snickerdoodle

warriorsoul 2

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:20

You should be slapped for wasting perfectly good iced tea!

kevino1177 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:21

we shuld all nail snickerdoodle

Domonator 16

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:12

Gee, my nose-related comment is currently attached somewhere else.

stinkytruck 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:20

That's a FML? Give me a break. Unless you fried someone's ass off I don't want to hear your wussy complaining.

Oreogasm 5

Thursday 25 February 2010 2:06

word. this is not a FML. whoever approved this should be taken out and cockstomped.

Dice2010 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:20

Could've been a lot worse, a simple spill could've ignited a fire that burnt the whole building down

candy1 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:21

agreeed on snickernoodle needs a life

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