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By dumbbass - 24/02/2010 19:43 - Canada

Today, I spilled a glass of iced tea all over my desk. It trickled down the wall and fried an extension cord. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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By SpontaneousAM - 15/04/2017 14:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 05:22 - France

Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML

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By Clutz - 25/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML

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By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

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By SexyQueen0905 - 17/05/2011 13:05

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

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By aireun - 09/07/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML

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mandiecait 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:15

Awww. Accidents happen! Sorry, OP

idkweird 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:26

uncovered liquids - as in water/juice/ice tea (in this case) in an uncovered container. That means it didn't have a lid, or a cap. So, when you knock it over, accidentally, it spills everywhere.

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sam411411 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 0:15

lol watch the hangover

radmuffin 12

Thursday 25 February 2010 0:17

why the hell say uncovered containers? It's called a lid.

ScaryyMary 14

Thursday 25 February 2010 0:18

#58, were you referring to me making a joke or me trying to correct a bunch of idiots?

swaneh 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 0:21

rutard [roo-tahrd] -noun, Informal. A coalition of "retard" (meaning a slowing down or hindering of progress, used in this case to refer to a "slow" individual) and "rube" (an unsophisticated person from a rural area; hick.) (:

swaneh 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 0:24

#77 Hmm, more likely the idiot-thing. When you informed me on college-age yadda yadda that I could really care less about? I assume you thought I was one of the people that were under the impression of the "no sixteen-year-olds in college" facade.

bigz1 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 0:27

o kayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

tboudre 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 0:32

that's pretty lame. could you imbellish the story a bit for entertainment purposes? maybe it could have fried your computer with a month's work on it, or shocked you silly, or something? honestly, how did this get on FML?

Asstazztic 8

Thursday 25 February 2010 1:21

YDI for not getting electracuted

Devyn333 16

Thursday 25 February 2010 1:37

didn't you know there was wires down there? I'd have automatically moved them.

brokenship 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 2:42

I feel sympathy for you snickerdoodles, having to use a sippy cup at your age. It must be hard not being coordinated or mature enough to drink from a normal glass.