Miscellaneous: Today, I spilled a glass of iced tea all over my desk. It trickled...

By dumbbass - 24/02/2010 19:43 - Canada

Today, I spilled a glass of iced tea all over my desk. It trickled down the wall and fried an extension cord. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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By SpontaneousAM - 15/04/2017 14:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 05:22 - France

Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML

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By Clutz - 25/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML

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By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

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By SexyQueen0905 - 17/05/2011 13:05

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

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By aireun - 09/07/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML

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mandiecait 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:15

Awww. Accidents happen! Sorry, OP

idkweird 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:26

uncovered liquids - as in water/juice/ice tea (in this case) in an uncovered container. That means it didn't have a lid, or a cap. So, when you knock it over, accidentally, it spills everywhere.

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XanimalloverX 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 3:18

Oh boo hoo, so you fried ONE 2-6 dollar extension cord, depending on the length extension cords are not that expensive just go out and buy a new one

Widow_Maker 1

Thursday 25 February 2010 5:06

its just an extension cord, spill me a ******* river you ******* fruit

karinerz 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 5:16

At least you didn't eletricute yourself.

trinithis 2

Thursday 25 February 2010 5:20

Buy a ******* new cord. How much do they cost??? 3 bucks? FYL if you are that poor.

isreal 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 5:41

wow how is this a fml get a life ass

grrbeast 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 5:44

don't cry over spilt tea unless electrocuted

Firesushi200 3

Thursday 25 February 2010 5:45

hahah that give dont cry over spilled milk a whole new meaning

ScaryyMary 14

Thursday 25 February 2010 6:16

Thanks, swaneh. I thought it was just a typo!

meluvsyou 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 6:25

who the hell moderated this and allowed it to pass as an fml? ydi for drinking tea by a wall socket

lwdjaymac 1

Thursday 25 February 2010 9:20

#58 I hope when you get to college that they teach you that it's 'couldn't care less'. :-)

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Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a fingerstick in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year-old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to, "Watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The kid fainted. FML

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Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

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Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

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Today, I took Ambien for the first time. Not only did I not fall asleep, but I took my mother through a list of all the men I've slept with. I do not remember a thing, but apparently I was very thorough. FML

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