Miscellaneous: Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also... - FML

By Xia - 18/10/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML

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By KittyKat168 - 09/09/2016 09:34 - Germany

Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2023 22:00 - Unites States

Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML

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By footstuck - 13/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Winterville

Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2017 20:00

Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML

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By Ouch - 26/10/2019 22:00

Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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By lithium-dreams - 16/07/2022 22:00

Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML

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By couturier - 02/01/2010 07:08 - France

Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML

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By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with Superglue. FML

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pcakewafflebacon 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 23:05

at least you didn't pick your nose

Sun_Kissed18 25

Sunday 18 October 2009 23:03

Aren't we in a pickle now :)

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Panther_fml 0

Monday 19 October 2009 17:51

Isn't super glue like a thick paste?? How the heck do you spill half a bottle??? You should have had enough time to react!!!

boatkicker 4

Monday 19 October 2009 17:56

Superglue is runny like water.

tmanapoo 0

Monday 19 October 2009 19:17

Must be hard to text.

dramatic11 0

Monday 19 October 2009 21:02

I think it's fun to peel it off your hands. Brings back childhood memories. Although I never used THAT much, lol

Solstice0100 0

Monday 19 October 2009 21:11

Superglue does react with water to make it harden. Don't do that again.

osnd 0

Monday 19 October 2009 22:39

I wish that was my only worry in life.

luvbird1 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 1:06

thats ok ive got it in my mouth before... dont do that it doesnt taste good at all.. Ew... it was hard to get off my tongue!!!!

Jernau_Gurgeh 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 1:52

When I get superglue on my hands, I let it dry, then scrape it off with a small kind of dull knife. Try not to bond your fingers together...

myLifesux333 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 4:04

duuude the same thing happened to me in 6th grade except i got it on half my face so i ran to a faucet and tried to wash it off and it started to burn like crazy

toshiro10div 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:27

well then you are a retard and a failure at life

cuhlet 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 18:15

i have had that happen to me like 4 times. **** super glue.

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