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By Xia - 18/10/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML

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By KittyKat168 - 09/09/2016 09:34 - Germany

Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2023 22:00 - Unites States

Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML

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By footstuck - 13/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Winterville

Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2017 20:00

Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML

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By Ouch - 26/10/2019 22:00

Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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By lithium-dreams - 16/07/2022 22:00

Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML

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By couturier - 02/01/2010 07:08 - France

Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML

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By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with Superglue. FML

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pcakewafflebacon 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 23:05

at least you didn't pick your nose

Sun_Kissed18 25

Sunday 18 October 2009 23:03

Aren't we in a pickle now :)

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carkel 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 5:14

...how do you spill half a bottle without having the reflexes to stop?

AlexSlashJosh 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 15:16

Who taught u that cold water softens things? cold=freeze hot=melt

sabatical 0

Friday 12 March 2010 8:01

oh hell haha crap. wait... your typing? are you wearing mitts?

Cnote231 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 5:38

ydi for being a retard. did u expect to melt the glue off with cold water!?

Tylersouthern 0

Monday 31 January 2011 21:53

Damn now that blows XD

sexandpancakes 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:56

so.. howd ypu type this?

Staige40 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:58

ha hot water now?

levifire 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:02

i just have to ask what the hell were you doing to spill half a bottle of crazy glue on your hands and with my experience it somes out quite slowly so how did you get half the bottle on your hands

wildboyzrule 7

Wednesday 27 July 2011 7:02

nail polish remover my friend

bjr1208 3

Saturday 27 August 2011 22:37

That's what she said

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