By LNamesOnly - 09/07/2012 07:31 - Australia

Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML
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DjeePee 24

I recently discovered a kind of 'disease' where the people who have it connect letters and/or numbers with colours. Let me Google it... Synesthesia, that's the one.

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ReadALLDemLettrz 1

Its just the hormones, nothin to worry about

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KK3137 31

At least you were paying attention to her :)

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Unbweavable 17

Sorry but I've never been stabbed by a T... or any other letter or number for that matter. Your wife is crazy. Run while you can

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SanaSazi 32

I've heard this type of thing is a real condition - don't know the name tho, sorry

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Helenarth 6

Your wife is silly, sir. The name Tabitha is obviously dark purple-brown. Jeez. People these days.

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Angelastic_fml 18

No, you're silly; it's a light tan! I wrote a poem about this kind of argument called 'synaesthete's blues'.

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Helenarth 6

Haha, really? That's awesome. Is it online? I'd love to read it.

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FDoA 1

Samara was off of the ring. Tabitha was off of scary movie. Lol

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erinchick1 7

Lol that's awesome! Pregnant women are fun to talk to when they're all hormonal like that. I was more quiet when I was pregnant with my daughter.

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emilypitt92 3

Tabitha is a fat name :/ think about it. I picture a fat teenage girl with orange pigtails and a face full of acne... But that's just me

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tabbycat2485 7

Lol my name is Tabitha. Definitely not a fat teenage girl with orange pigtails and acne

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kelseygoesrawr 8

Has no one here ever heard of Tabs24x7 on YouTube? She's a cute blonde girl with a bubbly personality. Whenever I hear the name Tabitha it makes me think of her. She's one of those people it's impossible not to like.

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KiddNYC1O 20

50- You are making all the sweet Emily's look bad.

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