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I dunno. I've had some very bad things happen to me, so I'm EXTREMELY jumpy about those kinds of "surprises." I probably would've elbowed him in the groin before I even realized. It wouldn't matter if I recognized the voice, its a reflex action. I would've at least shown concern though.
shouldn't she be your 'ex'girlfriend now?
It's kind of FYL and YDI. OP, that was actually kind of stupid to do that in public, because for all she knew, you could have been an attacker, but I don't fully agree with her. She did overreact, though, and then she didn't even say she was sorry, though, so I'll say FYL, OP, because of the elbow to the groin. Ouch. O_o
The fact she had that reaction is not so bad. It's more that she showed no sympathy what's so ever when you were on the ground in agony. This person is supposed to love you. Seeing you in pain that bad should motivate her to at least help you recover. also, shot to the groin. not much sympathy needed. Mace is like rubbing habanero juice in your eyes. That shit will burn for days. Even with a chemical eye wash. people have gone into pain induced shock from it.
That's funny you say that OP because she did the same thing to me when I tried that. She must be anti-social or something.
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Maybe next time instead of putting your hands over her eyes.... wrap your arms around her and give her a kiss cheek? try to think cute instead of creepin'. Maybe at least let her know that you're in the store. FYL and slightly YDI.
Wrap your arms around her and kiss her on the cheek when she doesn't know it's you? Are you kidding me? Do you think she'll automatically think it's her boyfriend because he did that? No, I'm pretty sure she would have done something more severe.
You very much deserve it, you idiot.
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I wonder if she knows you're her boyfriend
*Her lawyer pops out of nowhere* "Anything my client says in the next 72 hours is not legally binding."