By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 375
You deserved it 22 632

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I wonder if she knows you're her boyfriend

*Her lawyer pops out of nowhere* "Anything my client says in the next 72 hours is not legally binding."

Comments

swizzle9162 5

that is amazingly stupid, she needs to chill out for real.

hateevryone 14

that was really uncalled for. if she is ashamed to be seen with you in public, then you need a new gf.

no one ever said she was ashamed to be seen with OP she was scared shitless

No one deserves mace to the face for playing guess who... All I'm saying is all of you say he deserved it but if a girl would've done the same thing as OP and her boyfriend reacted the exact same way he would've been the bad guy.

Don't do things like that you nut.

guitargoddess89 3

gee... is she in the special forces, SEALS or Marines??? or just a little bit paranoid? haha that sucks for you. I could see someone reacting that way walking alone in the city or something, but in a store?? she didn't have to be cold about it though. if it were me, I'd be a slave for my bf for month lol. well maybe not. but you get my point. =)

girls aren't allowed to be seals just an FYI.

guitargoddess89 3

lol well thanks for that =)

time for a new girlfriend... or perhaps some self defense lessons of your own.

Pufferfish78 5

I can understand the first reaction but you'd think that when trying to find the mace she would have seen you and noticed who you really were. Either a little unstable or she really fears you.

I am surprised it didn't start out as I spotted my ex girlfriend ....!!! She would be history in my book