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that was really uncalled for. if she is ashamed to be seen with you in public, then you need a new gf.
no one ever said she was ashamed to be seen with OP she was scared shitless
No one deserves mace to the face for playing guess who... All I'm saying is all of you say he deserved it but if a girl would've done the same thing as OP and her boyfriend reacted the exact same way he would've been the bad guy.
Don't do things like that you nut.
gee... is she in the special forces, SEALS or Marines??? or just a little bit paranoid? haha that sucks for you. I could see someone reacting that way walking alone in the city or something, but in a store?? she didn't have to be cold about it though. if it were me, I'd be a slave for my bf for month lol. well maybe not. but you get my point. =)
girls aren't allowed to be seals just an FYI.
time for a new girlfriend... or perhaps some self defense lessons of your own.
I am surprised it didn't start out as I spotted my ex girlfriend ....!!! She would be history in my book
Dump the bitch.
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I wonder if she knows you're her boyfriend
*Her lawyer pops out of nowhere* "Anything my client says in the next 72 hours is not legally binding."