By Anonymous - 10/03/2010 20:53 - United States

Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

How do you forget to wash your hands after taking a massive dump? Sick.

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pun619 0

thats just gross. how do u forget u took a shit¿ did u just walk out and started biting ur hands or u were still in the bathroom? eather way ydi¡

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FMLrockzdude 0

nasty it's like the poo touch instead of the cheese touch

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lime_tiki 2

why do people always have to add "massive" before dump? Like seriously come on that's gross we don't need to know that

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xHabsfanx 0

Because people feel the need to emphasize the size of their shit, as if it's something to be proud of...

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xHabsfanx 0

Lol..yes, your tiny dump made my day. o.O

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FatalWedgie 0

tiny dumps need not be wiped therefore handwashing also not applicable.

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nommnom_fml 0

but. What if u had a seperate toilet from ur sink to wash ur hands. when u take a "massive" dump, ur going to touch the for handle, infecting it. so even if u took a tiny dump ur goin touch that shorty doorhandle an need to wash ur hand anyway :]

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dsegui4 0

ewwwwwww u have issues OP!!! how could u forget to wash ur hands

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Mx_Rider 6

as long as you didnt wipe your ass with your fingernails it shouldnt be too bad... but still, F your life for not being clean.

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Ecnassianer 0

YDI for not adhering to personal hygene standards.

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mdavis0529 14

A) How do you "forget" to wash your hands? B) Dumbass!!!

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