By Anonymous - 10/03/2010 20:53 - United States

Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

How do you forget to wash your hands after taking a massive dump? Sick.

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ShayLove8 0

Dude that ******* sucks eh LOL FYL hard core...

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unknown_female 0

mmmm mmm mmm bad bad bad hygene -_-

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cadillackitty 0

how do you forget to wash your hands after using the bathroom? unless you were just potty trained washing your hands should be a normal thing right after you go to the bathroom.

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KurouTenshi 0

@ #13 those are my favourite kind, especially in bed or on the couch...or in the car...or in the guest bed...or in the old house' master bedroom...or the kitchen..oh god what good memories in such many places. OP: it's called soap. use it.

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hotpinkdiamond 0

*******. gross.

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pepperandroses 0

do you play with your shit in the bathroom WTF are you doing if you have crap under your nails

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buggybeauty 0

now maybe you'll was your hands EVERY TIME from now on! YDI big time!!!

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daydreamstar 7

OP, If you werent a man, I would ask you if werethe woman who previously had been the record holder for longest finger nails, though recently lost em in an accident, and did this outta habit..... sooo.. you dont have enough money for toilet paper. this is a more of a ewwwwwwww next please.' :/ lol

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kBzee 3

How do you forget to wash your hands? Sicko....it's ppl like you who spread disease.

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