By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML
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rhanana 0

Idea for using a rejection number and not having the guts to just say how you feel to his face :/

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smiller0789 3

Rejection hotlines should be reserved for creepers and douchebags, at least give decent guys that you just aren't interested in a wrong number and not a you-suck-at-life number.

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dirtyhose 0

and jonni the way you acted 12 is because you tried to be a "know it all" if you know what that is. I explained to you that i dont have a reply button, why would i have the need to lie about that?

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TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

sorry lady but if you're on the Internet.. in your phone.. on fml.com... you should have a reply button. and I'm not a "know it all" I'm correcting your 'fehler'

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dirtyhose 0

lol ffml, ive read some of your posts and they are highly annoying as well, so i guess i will stop when you do :)

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MAGNAVOX 0

Ohhhhhhhh ! dirtyhose made a funny! lmao!

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dirtyhose 0

and i believe ive seen your posts on threads that were 100+ comments as well so come to me correct when you dont sound like such a hypocrite.

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FFML_314 11

There's a /big/ difference between commenting under a thread and spamming the page.

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dirtyhose 0

lol jonni im not sure if you noticed, but not too long ago another person posted saying that they do not have a reply button on their phone either. Seriously shut the hell up before you end up with a reply button up your ass.

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TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

sorry i'm not scared of people on the Internet

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darkblitz_fml 0

let me say this. i'd rather get a rejection number than a wrong number. wouldn't it be bad if you called a number assuming it was that hot girl, only to have (because you have terrible luck) a gay guy answer, then stalk you. that, and some guys can't take rejection in the face. some people are stupid for claiming someone "deserves" bad luck because they used a number as it was intended to be used for. OP, you do NOT deserve it.

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ChunkoChar6069 0

Your only reasoning behind this is because you always got rejection hotlines. Your alone, fat, and depressed because of all the rejection in your pathetic life. Youve closed off contact with the real world except through FMLs, which is also pathetic. If you just read them so you can laugh at others, then your a dick with no friends. If you try to agree with them to make them feel better, your still pathetic. I hope God gives you a rejection hotline when you die and you have to spend an eternity in Hell recording messages for those hotlines.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Wow, #145 has strong feelings about this. The choices aren't just rejection hotline vs. wrong number. It's not that difficult to say no and I always preferred to take his number instead. If you still feel like talking in the cold light of day, dial away. Incidentally, climb down from whatever pedestal you've perched yourself on. What makes you think a gay man will stalk you based on your voice?

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SARSvirus79 0

Imaginary Foe, you are officially awesome. I gotta agree with everything you just wrote, especially the last part.

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kaycoo 0

Jonni you kept calling her sweetheart and sweetie thats acting like a smug b*tch i should know i pull shit like that all the time its called passive aggresive and people dont take to kindly to that shit

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TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

don't flatter her OR yourself, I call everyone hunn or sweetie. you'll get over it((:

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Nyc__Princess 0

that's not so bad, could have been worse. You could have slept with him then he became your professer. Then people would say she slept with him to raise her grade.

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dirtyhose 0

It is true jonni, especially since i am about 7 years older.. And ffml you should know a lot about spamming a page because thats all ive ever seen you do, i didnt think it was not allowed since thats all i see you do. Again, come at me correct after you figure out you need to take your own advice first.

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TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

sorry hun, but age has nothing to do with it. meantly were the same considering you cussed out a 16 year old and I have yet to use a swearword other than bitch, quoting you. please grow up(:

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